Tomb Raider XXX and Xena: Warrior Princess XXX are now casting

Jordan Septo are seeking actresses to play the leading roles in “Tomb Raider XXX:” and “Xena: Warrior Princess XXX” parodies.

The studio said the ideal candidates must possess the total package that includes “gorgeous looks, an insatiable sexual appetite, an athletic physique, and most of all, an uncanny resemblance to the famous pop culture characters."

Exquisite feels it won’t be easy to find the Lara Croft and Xena of porn, but the rewards will be great for the right girls.

“These are roles of a lifetime,” Septo said. “Our stars will be playing the world’s most famous female figures of television, video games and action movies.”

Exquisite head honcho Jerry said, “Producing these parodies of ‘Xena’ and ‘Tomb Raider’ is a natural progression for us. We did extremely well with ‘Supergirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody.' The audience loves to see a powerful female superhero in action.”

He added, “There’s a lot of sex appeal to these popular characters, but the comic books, TV shows and video games can’t show that part of the fantasy in an explicit way. In our parodies, we deliver everything pop-culture consumers are fantasizing about ... and we do it in a fun, exciting way. With the right girls playing Xena and Lara Croft, we’re confident that these two movies will be monster hits — and a major career opportunity for the lucky and talented female performers who can handle the action.”

Septo said he plans to shoot the two movies back-to-back, with “Tomb Raider XXX” scheduled to roll first.

His production company, Septo Studios, has just shipped its first release,“OMG … It’s The XXX Nanny Parody” and the second release for the studio, “OMG … It’s The Flashdance XXX Parody,” is about to go into production.

Applicants for the “Xena” and “Tomb Raider” parodies can email pr@exquisitefilmsxxx.com

Iron Man XXX Trailers Premiers

Extreme Comixxx has released two new trailers for its upcoming superhero spoof “Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody.”

Packed with visual effects and action sequences, the two safe-for-work trailers for “Iron Man XXX” draw fans closer to the upcoming “Avengers XXX.”

The featured cast includes Seth Gamble as Tony Stark/Iron Man, Heather Starlet as Pepper Potts and Chanel Preston as The Black Widow.

To view the first safe-for-work, click here.

“I’ve watched the trailers each over a dozen times, and I’m still speechless,” said Extreme Comixxx owner Jerry E. “‘Iron Man XXX’ is exactly what I envisioned when creating Extreme Comixxx. It’s an explosive, thrilling spectacle with hot girls and hotter sex. It’s quite simply a dream come true for me, and I know it will satisfy the appetite of comic fans everywhere.”

Billionaire Tony Stark (Seth Gamble) invented the Iron Man suit for the good of humanity — the horny girls it attracts are a bonus. With his sexy assistant Pepper Potts (Heather Starlet) trying to ride him every chance she gets, Stark must stay focused to save the world.

In “Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody,” Stark proves he’s as super on the battlefield as he is in the bedroom. When Iron Man’s identity is revealed to the world, his enemies come out of the woodwork to take revenge. Stark’s ex lover, Madame Masque (Amber Rayne) wants him dead, and she’s gained control of The Hulk (Jordan Lane) to do all her dirty work.

Stark’s rival, Justin Hammer (Alex Knight), and his daughter, Justine (Gracie Glam) are also after Iron Man, using his technology against him. Iron Man’s only ally is a mysterious Russian super-spy, The Black Widow (Chanel Preston).